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Frequently Asked Hedgehog Questions
1. Do hedgehogs look like Sonic?
No.
2. Are they blue like Sonic?
No.
3. If I buy one from you, can I name it Sonic?
If I find out you have, I will come and take it back.
4. What about Prickles, Pokey, Spike, or Quilly McQuillersons?
No, no, no, and no.
5. Do they shoot their quills like porcupines?
No, and neither do porcupines.
6. Are they related to porcupines?
No, they are related to moles and shrews.
7. How long will the wait be if I put my name on the waiting list?
This question is impossible to answer. If I have 10 names on the list, and my females give me 10 babies, everyone is happy. The wait will be short. If I have 30 names, and my mamas only give me three babies, guess what? The wait will be longer. I don't have a Magic Hedgehog Machine, I have animals. They make as many babies as God lets them make, and it's not up to me how many that is. You need to have some patience and understand that there will be a bare minimum of several weeks between the time when you find me and contact me and the time when you get a hedgehog, and that there's is absolutely nothing I can do to make the wait shorter.
8. What if I can't care for my hedgehog later on after I've had him for a while?
I ask that you contact me immediately if you find that you can't keep your pet any longer, at any time. We can't offer a refund, but we will take the hedgie back and help to find it a new home.
9. Will my hedgehog do tricks?
Sure! He'll sing ragtime and dance a soft shoe, but only when the bartender's back is turned.
10. Will he get along with cats and dogs?
He won't really care one way or the other, unless your cat or dog tries to take a taste of him. I guarantee you they will only try that once, twice if they're extra-stupid. |
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